Blog of the Green Mage

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...Huh... so this is why I flunked Chemistry...
(Pro Tip: I didn't actually flunk Chemistry. They provided us with containers.)

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Boy, I really, really could use a drink right about now...

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Who is the "Mastermind" here? Unfortunately, between color games and winding mines, it apparently doesn't seem to be me...

Also, when it comes to Face vs Wall, the wall wins... every time...

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Hello, Payne! I believe you have something that belongs to me, and I want it back! Yeah, that title is bad, but it is the most fitting phrase for this video, wouldn't you agree?

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And now it's up to us to restore time back to how it originally was for us and we begin by traveling back to the mysterious explosion of the Morimoto Colony on Mars... and are greeted with mixed feelings.

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Today's lesson - too much wine can be a bad thing. Also, wine cellars suck.

Also, I may have broken the atmosphere a bit with one of my jokes in this video, but there is no way you can tell me that I was to pass up such a golden opportunity as that.

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...should you choose to accept it, is to go back and re-correct the course of time at the key moments where it was mysteriously side-tracked. Of course, should you choose not to accept this mission, then have fun living in the 'effed up thoroughly screwed alternate present in which you find yourself. Enjoy.

Also, I may have had just a teensy-weensy bit too much fun while editing this video... <.<;

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Let's see... five dollars here... another ten bucks there... thirteen cents in my pocket... I... want... my... twin barrel!

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...And when you do finally return, let's hope that you bring something useful back with you. You know, like some tasty food... or a rescue team... or some tasty food...

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Acid trips, mario-esque book puzzles, and loud noises are everywhere! And it's gonna be all downhill from here...

Also decided to start reading the non-audio writings in the game until 1) I change my mind or 2) several people start chasing after me with torches and pitchforks.

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